Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Mr.Nice Guy

How do you define a Nice Guy?

From EK: How do you define?

A nice guy.
always helpful....
looks out after you....

likes you but is too chicken to do anything about it....
fearful of getting hurt/not a risk taker....
makes her more important than him....
doesn't like his job all that much…nor his car, nor his apartment. He settles.....
Spends two hours helping you put your gfs wedding party favors together....
listens and coaches you endlessly on all the jackass, old bf issues....
comes to pick you up when you've walked out on jackass…again....
consoles you on the 2am jackass text message that you just received even though he has a big meeting the next morning....

allows the gf of the girl he likes to tag along on dates....
becomes best friends with the mom of the girl he likes thinking that will give him an edge....


is easy going to the point of being indecisive ....
holds your purse at the mall....
fuck, he actually goes with you to the mall!....
Buys you tampons
a good man.
winner! we want one of these!....
Solid....

Consistent....
good morals, values, ethics, has integrity....
balanced....
respects her....
respects himself....
clear communication....
knows that its not all about him....

knows that if he gives a little, he gets back a little, plus interest....
humble and modest....
doesn't boast about his penis size, wallet, or car....
has a penis that knows how to get the job done, has a wallet that takes care of the essentials, has a car that you would be proud to put dad in the back seat, but doesn't brag about any of it.....


Actually knows that he doesn't know everything....
Cherishes you, on his terms, not yours.....
Holds your hair for you when you have to throw up....
With 3,000 different daily coffee orders, he knows your Starbucks order....
Declares you a saint because you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose....
Gives you tailpipe because he knows that is what you like....

Loves you even more because you haven't given him any shit for getting drunk, hanging out with the boys, and various other daily fuck ups (shy of cheating)....
Gets your stamp of approval. "Honey, im gonna do x. what do you think?"....
Makes decisions (this is a big one). Does NOT play the typical, male, passive-aggressive shit. ....

Pays attention to the little things

Is pretty damn good but always thinks he can improve
If something's wrong, he won't just walk out, he tries to fix it, even if it turns out that the problem is rooted in him. ........
Makes it known that hes the luckiest man alive to have you....

He doesn't give you what you want, he gives you what you need (emotionally)
a player.
someone who lies or deceives a girl for the purpose of getting sex
a jerk.

someone who thinks the sun rises and sets on him....
Selfish....
Selfish. Did I say selfish? Ya, selfish!....
Someone who thinks hes gods gift to women....

Someone who thinks you're gonna do him just because he has an 8" inches....
Someone who thinks you're gonna do him just because he is 24 years old (if youre older)....


Someone who thinks they know everything....
Someone who thinks he is somehow different and doesn't act like most men (trust me, he does act like most men)....
Someone who thinks women think the exact same way he does just because he thinks that way
Gosh, as I was writing this list, the one about....
He doesn't give you what you want, he gives you what you need (emotionally).

really got to me. this particular quality really makes me fall and fall hard. I'm not talking about material things, like he gives you a toaster because you need a new toaster. That's sometimes an ew, as men commonly give practical things. Im talking about emotional things.

It means he listened to such a good degree that he knows exactly what you need. Sometimes, its something you don't wanna hear. Sometimes, its something you haven't thought of. He doesn't give you what you want, as that is patronizing and catering to you, which would kick him back down to Nice Guy status. In order to do this skill effectively, he is CONFIDENT, CONNECTS WITH YOU, AND CARING. A trifecta! The guy who comes to mind who did this skill perfectly I only got let go because he didn't have the CONSISTENCY factor going on.

He took too long between calls, like 2-3 weeks, ya, I know he was super busy, but still. Also, he would run hot and cold. Sometimes he was deep and very intimate other times he was aloof and callous. Otherwise, a guy who has this quality, I would value you and never let go.
So there you have it. Now you know what keeps you in nice guy (friend) status. Use the list wisely.

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