Thursday, April 3, 2008

"Make your woman your QUEEN"

A man only needs to be:














1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master ( that is me)

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynaecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. veggie

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments

46. love shopping

47. be honest

48. be very rich (i have allot monopoly money)

49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls (its very imposible lol )

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

52. Never to forget:

  • birthdays
  • anniversaries
  • arrangements she makes (almost got killed for forgetting)

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