Friday, May 23, 2008

Facts About Women


Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on woman.

I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out.
If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are you doing married?

Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty.
What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.

Once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her.
Women have very little idea of how much man hate them.
Do you not know I am a woman? When I think, I must speak.
Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal.

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. ……..Best One
Don't wait for the good woman. She doesn't exist

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